We’re pretty sure we’ve heard about this before, but it may be worth repeating. The “adult toy” manufacturer OhMyBod is taking preorders for a vibrator controllable with a Bluetooth phone. (You may insert jokes about pairing and discoverability at your own discretion. We’re too high class to do it ourselves.) They were showing it at CES.
Just wait for the howls when Google buys this, in addition to Nest…